Whiskey Awards

The big news in the world of whiskey today is that "a Japanese Whiskey has become the first variety produced outside Scotland to win the coveted single malt award in an international competition run by Whisky Magazine." But to me the bigger news is that there is a Whiskey Magazine! Why am I not working for this operation? Or at the very least I could have been a judge at this competition...I feel like I'm wasting my life! Well At least I know what subscription to sign up for once I stop recieving my copy of "Pizza Today." (Serious.)